How to survive a relationship with me

From the relationships I've had throughout my life, I've always heard the same complaints when I either do my own thing or act a certain way. Well thanks to those past relationships, I’ve decide to write all this shit down and hopefully not forget in the immediate future.

LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE.

I LOVE having you around me, but have your own life. You need to grow, I need to grow, and sometimes that requires going through certain parts of life without clawing on each other’s every breath and movement. I know cell phones exist, but don’t call me if I ask you not too, if you don’t trust me, this just won’t work out. Sometimes I need to just do something on my own and face my own hardships. PLEASE don’t get pissed that I don’t include you, because I’ll come back as a more complete person when I’m done (or completely dead….. literally). And you will too when you figure certain things out on your own.

I’M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO CHANGE.

If you like me because of who I am now, chances are that I won’t be calming my ass down anytime soon. Motorcycles will ALWAYS be in my life. Skydiving is my crack and it’ll only get worst. Surfing is my current “too broke to do anything else” hobby. Don’t expect me to give up these things in the future. Actually, you should fully accept that skydiving will turn into BASE jumping. Oh and I have plans to summit Mt. Everest once in my life, and travel around the world by the time I’m 30.
P.S. I’m 25 and it WILL happen.

IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, THEN FUCKING DO IT!

There’s nothing I hate more than people who say they want to , but don’t do it. I am like a dog that hasn’t seen their owner in DAYS when it comes to hearing what you want to do. I am excited and my mouth is drooling on the pillow, actually that was just me fast asleep. I don’t need to like the activity, but it lights me up to hear you want to do something that makes you grin the unstoppable smile from satisfaction. I will nudge you and create a whole support team to make sure that you do EXACTLY what you wanted to do. Oh and don’t be camera shy. I like taking pictures so much, I’ll follow you off a cliff (literally) and just snap pictures and vids all day long and be completely happy to get that perfect shot of you enjoying yourself exactly how you imagined it.

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DO IT, THEN FUCKING DON’T!

I get it, we’re not always going to like the same shit. Don’t feel like you’re obligated to be there with me if I ask. Don’t feel bad about saying no. You should live your own life and do things you enjoy. If you are happy to see me happy, then you won’t make me feel guilty about you being there with me.

Also, if you don't give blowjobs, then get the fuck out!